Nadeem

I want to make a complaint to the News of the World, but I don't know how. So I'm just going to leave them a message on my voicemail.

I'm going to buy a copy of the News of the World this Sunday. I've lost my phone and need to pick up my voicemails.

I'm a bit disappointed the News of the World is closing forever this Sunday, but it's not a problem, there are plenty of other papers to choose from. Andrex, Charmin, Kleenex... -

What do all of these sentences have in common? 1) Jordan opens a door 2) Jordan buys new shoes 3) Jordan eats a bag of sweets. They're News of the World headlines we'll never have to see again.

Looking for a personal assistant? Just had word that 200 people with exceptional message taking skills are about to hit the job market next Monday. - Even though the News of the World is closing down on Sunday, i'm sure we'll still be seeing the paper on our streets in the future. Most of its staff will be sleeping under it. -

Why did the News of the World reporter cross the road? To go to his interview at The Sunday Mail.

Hi. I'm unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

Today's news: Latest film starring boy wizard opens. In other news, newspaper run by wicked witch closes.

Wow, who saw that coming? Harry Potter and the News of the World. Two of the biggest selling copies of modern fiction ending in the same week.

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Bandit

Just found this and liked it (alot)

Grantovski

Keep Up Alan! I thought i was going barmy reading this old joke again

Bandit

Ride slow and think slow!

Burger

There Al, I corrected it for you.